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How to lose your mind in less than 6 months. A guarantee!

1. Lose 2 good friends, only a few months apart (as in gone forever)
2. Lose a best friend (moved to L.A)
3. Lose your job
4. Lose your girlfriend.
5. Lose some friends (we don't talk anymore)
6. Lose your apartment
7. Lose another apartment
8. Lose your pets
9. Move back home
10. Remain unemployed
11. Share a bedroom with your 9 year old sister
12. Watch your ex-girlfriend become Someone Else's girlfriend, even though she said she wouldn't, many times over.
13. Remain broke
14. Develop delusional thoughts.
15. Hit an artistic rut.
16. Realize that you have mania and ADD, but since you don't have insurance, you are fucked.
17. Develop addictions.
18. Try and find comfort in women, booze and food.
19. well, the list stops here, but when something else happens to me that I believe contributes to my current downfall, I'll add it.