Tuesday June 30, 2009

First off, RIP MJ.

And now to the life blog.

I'm surround by the coolest/hottest girls 24-7.
Kris, Tif, Nicole, Laura....If I could marry you all I would. I have concluded, I don't want a girlfriend, but I will totally be your boyfriend. Today I made dinner for 2 girls. It felt good. Sidenote, I've noticed my XGF is gaining weight and looks fatter. Yeah, I got fat too but this made it feel a little less painful. Keep eating Jeanette. And to think, once upon a time we were hot.

Saturday June 27, 2009

Goodbye Laura. It was a damn good run, and you are so fucking adorable. We were a good team. Maybe you can still be our mascot. Welcome Erick!

Happy birthday Tif.

Friday June 26, 2009

I have to fire Laura. Why did I think this was a good idea? Sand and soccer is a terrible idea also.

Tuesday June 16, 2009

It is Tuesday. Johnathan the realtor is sleeping on my couch. I am fat, overweight, breaking out and quite possibly may have a drinking problem.

Friday June 12, 2009

working hard to never have to work again.

Sunday June 7, 2009

Is it possible to get younger and dumber as you get older? I got arrested 2 nights ago for federal trespassing. The last time I got arrested was for protesting the war, not for throwing a party. I guess I cared more when I was younger.